Pretend it is an alternate universe! Like “Life on Mars” you’ve banged your head and woken up in the 1970s. It’s tea time and you turn to the Radio Times…

Wake up! Wake up! IT’S NOT REAL! This is fake. Stephen did it in Photoshop. Had you going though…. OK while you’re susceptible to this sort of suggestion and you’re willing to suspend belief in what’s real and what isn’t, you may as well watch Episode 2 of Devious – a fan film made by a bunch of people who love BBC’s Doctor Who so much they made their own homage…. The episode was shown on Saturday at 5:30. Just after Grandstand…

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